家长这幽默,笑晕旁人啊

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1、周未休息,我睡了一天,傍晚起来,我:“妈,我一天没吃饭了。”
老妈:“昨儿个吃撑了?”
我:“爸!我都一天没吃饭了!”
老爸:“哦,那明天记得吃。”
我。。。

2、家里养的鳖掉到卫生间那个坑儿里了,我妈让我下手捞。
我问咬人不?
我妈说:不咬人还用你捞啊!赶紧的。
我。。。

3、儿子在家认真的写作业,突然爸爸对他说:儿子啊,别总是写作业,去看会儿电视休息一下。
儿子特开心地跑去打开电视,发现怎么也打不开。。。
就问:爸,电视怎么打不开啊?
爸爸:啥?你把电视弄坏了,看你妈回来怎么收拾你!
亲爸竟然也是满满的套路啊。。。

4、今天亲戚来问我要微信号,说是要介绍男朋我给我。
妈妈说:行是行,不过要明天给你。
等亲戚走了,妈妈叫我说:走,去给你买个苹果手机。
我都震惊了,小气的妈妈怎么可能这么大方?接着妈妈又说:都说苹果手机,美颜效果最好。。。

5、小时候家里穷从来没穿过名牌,当时我们特别羡慕班上的一个同学,因为他姑姑送给他一件两面都可以穿的夹克。一面是阿迪的,一面是耐克的。

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