狐朋狗友的爆笑囧事儿

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1、“兄弟,我已经很小心做足安全措施,但很奇怪女朋友还是怀上了,我想借点钱。。。”
“3000够么?”
“够了,谢谢,兄弟就是兄弟!”
“不客气,这是我应该的!”
。。。

2、朋友昨天家里进贼了。。。
随后我朋友发状态:警也报了,监控也调了,案也立了,你TM啥都没拿!这不是让大家都知道我穷嘛!!!

3、哥们:看上喜欢的姑娘一定要先培养感情。
我:不然呢?
哥们:不然人家会报警!
我:不同意就不同意,不至于报警吧?
哥们:骗你干嘛,半年前看上一姑娘,我拉她去开房。。。这不,刚放出来!

4、朋友腿蹭破了结了个痂,他女友看见很好奇地碰了碰,问疼吗?
他说:“都结痂了,不疼啦。”
女友:“哦,不疼啊。”然后咔的一下把那块痂撕下来了。。。
朋友@#$@!#$@#¥

5、住院输液,有个美女护士过来换吊瓶,无奈身高有限,怎么努力挂不上去。
旁边的陪护的哥们说:“我来帮你。”
小护士满脸感激:“谢谢。。。”
话还没说完,这货把小护士抱了起来。。。

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