爆囧,笑晕你的分手理由

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1、她要养狗,他不让,大吵了一架。他说,狗和我,你二选一。然后她选了狗。。。

2、我俩同时放了个屁,她说我放的比他响,太强势,分手吧!

3、刚谈恋爱没几天就要牵我手,结婚了不得亲嘴?这种人赶紧分了!臭流氓!

4、我是00年的,你是98年,上个世纪的,我们不是一个时代的人,不合适,别再来纠缠我了!

5、算命的说我要30岁才能结婚,我不想耽误你。

6、女友对我说:分手了我们才能在一起,因为我喜欢单身狗。。。

7、狗日的嫌老娘胸太大,说我的胸不知道被多少个男人给摸大的,他接受不了就要分手!

8、女友:我梦见我跟思聪结婚了。。。咱们分手吧!

9、你是杀马特,我是非主流,道不同不相为谋,分手!

10、女:“我们分手后能当朋友吗?”
男:“不能”
女:“哼,没想到你是这么绝情的人,我们不适合在一起,分手吧!”
男:“那。。。要是能呢?”
女:“喔那我们分手吧。”

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