听说幽默里有讽刺才好笑

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1、新公司上班,中午在饭堂吃饭,一个大姐凑过来问:“大妹子,你以前是不是田径队的?”
我看了看自己的大长腿,心想她真有眼光。
但作为新人我只是低调的说了声:“是的。”
大姐:“我就说嘛!他们还不信,一看你就是跑步的料,胸这么平。”

2、A:“知道吗?刚出的事,有个很有名的吸毒的民谣歌手。。。”
B:“知道,被朝阳区群众给举报,抓了嘛。”
A:“不是,得了诺贝尔文学奖!”

3、今天跟女朋友吵架,我义正言辞地说:“我已经忍你两年了。”
她也不甘示弱,厉声问道:“你想怎样?”
我:“。。。我还想再忍个几十年。”

4、一公司聚会,做了个活动。领导在地上一边写了个精英,一边写了垃圾。
就对员工们说,自己认为自己是什么就站在哪边。
结果都站到精英哪边,就一个员工站在垃圾这边。员工们都在笑他,说这人真傻。
领导也很好奇,就问为什么站这?
他回答说:只有垃圾才会挤在一堆,精英只是个别。
领导瞬间提拔了他。

5、“等中国足球队赢了,我就跟你离婚。”他淡淡地说。
听完后,身为股民的她心里却暖暖的,她想,没有比这更天长地久、海枯石烂的承诺了,比等中国股市上万点还让人心里舒坦。

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