爆囧,污人把你笑喷

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1、前几天看到一个生活小窍门上说风油精可以永久去除包皮上的污垢,我抱着试一试的心态试了试。。。
后来从医院回来又看了一遍才发现,是说的皮包上的污垢。。。

2、在吃饭的时候看见两人在相亲!觉得很好玩的样子!就注意了一下!
女的问男的:你有车吗?
男人答:有啊!
女的问:你有房吗?
男的答:有啊!我已经开好了!
女的问:你开房干嘛?
男的答:不开房怎么推车给你看!

3、Pol.ice:“你明知这是犯罪,为什么还要这么做?”
二货疑犯:“我以为我长得帅,她不会报警!”

4、单位体检,小欧做完胸部B超以后,医生表情严肃
的说:“姑娘,胸部不要挤的太紧,这样不好。”
小欧好怕,肯定胸部出问题了,忙问:“有。。。有什么不好啊?”
医生:“男人看了容易流鼻血!”

5、经理:你们要把每一个客户当作初恋情人,那么你们谈生意的成功率将会大增,懂吗?
员工A:但初恋往往都是以失败告终的呀!
员工B:我根本没谈过恋爱怎么办?
员工C:我实在做不出这么花心的事啊!

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