爆笑之逗B剧场第59季

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1、我是个性开放的人,不是个性开放的人。我要找的是个性开放的人,不是个性开放的人。

2、我见过最时尚的搭配,就是在破洞牛仔裤里面穿秋裤。。。

3、小时候家里穷,超羡慕那些一顿饭吃五六百块钱的人。现在工作了,一顿饭几百块也没什么稀奇,也就半个月工资!

4、这个世界上真的有很多变T的人,你只要趁他们不在家,去翻翻他们的抽屉和衣柜就知道了。

5、很多人问我:是爸爸疼你,还是妈妈疼你。记得有一次我缠着我爸买玩具,我爸不给我买,我又缠我妈,我妈也不给我买。我就又哭又闹,躺地上撒泼打滚。最后我发现还是妈妈。。。。打的比较疼!

6、我们试过在床上、试过在椅子上、试过沙发上、也试过在厨房里、甚至就贴在落地窗上面。。。。根本连不上隔壁的WiFi。

7、我的梦想就是需要个有钱人给我捐助五百万,帮我完成不劳而获这个小小的梦想。

8、我这个人没有什么野心,就想年轻时做一点微小的工作,先定个小目标赚他一个亿,再犯个错误不小心创立个阿里级别的公司,然后退隐江湖,找一个平平无奇如古天乐、貌不惊人如范冰冰的对象,在住着有点挤的白宫里对付一下,岁月静好,安心数钱。

爆笑之逗B剧场第58季

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